Oranges - A Henry Hut Investagation

Henry Hut, TRUTH WIZARD, back again to highlight something that has been bothering me for quite some time.

There are those in the world of literature who like nothing more than making people feel stupid by telling them utter lies.

Then there are the idiots who actually believe everything they read.

Take this following statement for example:

"Nothing rhymes with the word Orange."

This is, of course, a lie.

There is at least one word I know of that DOES rhyme with the word Orange and that word is Lozenge.

The corrupter's of correctness are aware of the word lozenge but are with their smug words and neckerchiefs, say things like, "It's not a PROPER rhyme..." and such waffle.

This is, of course, a lie.

If a word sounds like another word then it is a rhyme. full stop.

Here is a scientific test....

"I once ate a lozenge.
It tasted just like Orange."

If you say that out loud you will be able to clearly see (or hear) that those two words are rhymes. Not partial rhymes, or non-real rhymes, but full on, hard core mega rhymes.

In much the same way that cat rhymes with hat Orange rhymes with Lozenge.

however, the conspiracy with Oranges doesn't stop there.

wait.... what are these?

The natural colour of an Orange is in fact..... green (sometimes)! The humble orange is not a natural fruit either but a fruit created by man in much the same way dogs were.

I don't mean than cavemen used wild wolves until they bred the perfect citrus fruit - that would be crazy - but the Orange was created as a hybrid of tangerines and the "Chinese Grapefruit" known as Pomelo.

Oranges are actually gentically modified Grapefruits. 

This is all true but poets don't want you to know this because they are smug and selfish ... well, something that rhymes with Truckers!!!!!

I am Henry Hut THE TRUTH WIZARD and you have just been facted!