For the letter J (which is todays letter) I had written a song that was very funny and very much "near the knuckle".
Unfortunately I forgot to save a copy of it on my computer so when it came to recording it... I had no idea what the lyrics were. (you have no idea how bloody annoyed I am!!!)
This however gave me a cracking idea!
This is the idea:
We here at Sinkingship want YOU to help us finish the song.
You can here a clip of it below so that you can get an idea of the beat and rhythm.
Simply add your own chorus and/ or verse in the comments box at the bottom of the page and at the end of the April we will re-record the song with all the lines in.
How good is that?
You can then go around and tell you friends/family/potential sexual conquests that you are a publish song writer just like that Elton John and Gary Barlow!
You are very welcome and get typing!!!!!
I will be back Mr H I will go and think. I am rubbish at jokes though.
ReplyDeleteI had a quick thought for a chorus
I have just written a joke song
But it has some rude bits in, and so . . . . . . .
Might be sort of a blokes song
It's rather popular with almost . . . . . . .no one
Because my jokes are rubbish . . . . . . and are no Fun
Joke Joke Joke joke
Joke Joke Joke joke . . . .Joke song
sing along
Joke Joke Joke joke
Joke Joke Joke joke . . . .Joke song
Anyway Mr H I am thinking on the hoof, like the devil himself so I will go now it is seriously sunny outside and I have many things to do. (I must send you my album one day, its rubbish)
I have come back and without listening to the music again, this makes no sense ....
DeleteOkay, here's another verse:
ReplyDeleteAn Englishman and Irishman walk into a bar,
They are then joined by a Scotsman, who's come quite far,
The Scotsman says to the Englishman "why the long face?"
He replies "because I'm Benedict Cumberbatch", thus avoiding a tedious punchline which plays upon the difference of race.
Are you sure that Mr H can sing "because I'm Benedict Cumberbatch" I think it may involve a key change,
DeleteThat Addman does not make it easy for you . . . . . . .
The blond woman crossed the road, to get to the other side
ReplyDeleteAnd the chicken, a rabbi and a priest walked into a bar.
I'm really bad at joke songs and jokes and songs
Wait? Is something supposed to rhyme or be funny?
Crap.