Wednesday, 25 February 2015


This poorly made poster has been doing the rounds in Stockdale.
Over the past few months more and more have become disenfranchised by the lack of full time employment opportunities.
Even students have taken on the role of Henchmen to earn themselves some extra pocket money.

But what does Dr Malevolent need with an entire towns worth of lackeys?

What strange secrets and controversial experiments does he have up his sleeve?

Will anyone be able to stop him?

Should he be stopped?

How many unanswered questions is too many?

All will be revealed soon....

ps- only ten months until Xmas! hahahahaha


  1. I like the look of this job, I might apply. Do I get decent lunch breaks and will it matter if I cant run very fast as my ankles as a bit dodgy, but I can look quite menacing and suspicious if I need too and have a pointy stick.

  2. Well, I was going to write something witty, until you mentioned Christmas. Now I'm just filled with an overwhelming sense of despair and death. Thanks for that. Thanks a lot.


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